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More than a guide, you are hiring: a travel buddy, a designated driver, a cultural translator,
an unlocker of secret menu options at restaurants and expert local holydayer!
More than a guide, you are hiring: a travel buddy, a designated driver, a cultural translator,
an unlocker of secret menu options at restaurants and expert local holydayer!
Reasons to visit Portugal are culture, history, landscapes, hospitable people and food. You and I will:
Reasons to visit Portugal are culture, history, landscapes, hospitable people and food. You and I will:
SEE things
SEE things
City sightseeing & Local Culture
Landscapes & Viewpoints
Castles & Ruins
Churches & Monasteries
Museums & Galleries
Cafes & Terraces
Bars & Nightlife
Arts & Crafts
Mountains & Parks
Foraging & Countryside
SEA things
SEA things
Beach hopping & Sun bathing
Cliff Walks & Walkways
Swimming in Sunsets
Coasteering & Sea Caves
Intertidal exploration & Sea Critters
Cocktails in beach bars
Swimming & Snorkelling
Bodysurfing*
Sandcastles* & Sand Pools*
*(workshops available)
EAT things
EAT things
Grilled Fish & Sea Foods
Squid, Octopus & Sardines
Barnacles & Shellfishes
Soups & Stews
Grilled Black Pig
Grilled Chicken (piri-piri)
All the Cheeses! (dozens of types)
All the Chorizos! (dozens of types)
Desserts (1000 ways to combine eggs & sugar)
All kinds of fruits! (if in season)
Sure, all the burgers, fries, pizzas, salads, sandwiches too, but with fresh local ingredients!
DRINK things
DRINK things
Bonus category!
Incredible Wines you can't even buy outside Portugal;
Classics like Porto, Madeira and original Moscatel;
Sangrias with real fruits and actual decent wine;
Skilfully made Cocktails, or dodgy ones with a sea view (can't have both);
Real mountain range Moonshine from untraceable sources;
Fresh Orange Squeeze like you haven't tried before;
Finally, a cold Sagres®️ Mini or Orange Sumol®️ on the hottest of days*.
*(other beer brands, sizes, or Sumol flavours, are for amateurs!)
Forget influencers, image filters, AI generated landscapes or VR tours, vibe with me instead!
Forget influencers, image filters, AI generated landscapes or VR tours, vibe with me instead!
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